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 Post subject: The Brorrior Code
PostPosted: April 7th, 2014, 10:51 pm 
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The Warrior class is the premiere hero class in WoW. Warriors are so important that Blizzard designed nine support classes just to enhance the Warrior class experience.

This thread is dedicated for those who believe in Brorrioranity. The disciples of Brorrioranity, the Brorriors, aim to live their lives in Azeroth upholding its teachings set forth by the glorious leaders:

Refrigeretor the Hamstringer
Kyungwha the Raging Blower


Those who enter the ranks of Ouroboros and earn their way to member status have the opportunity and privilege to endure the trials of Brodom to become initiated into the Brorrior Order, if they exhibit exemplary class mastery, integrity, and perseverance. One initiated as a Brorrior, they must swear to adhere to these teachings:

The Gospels of Brorriorism:

1. Thou shalt not die unless in a glorious storm of blades.
2. Thou shalt not ever admit to pulling threat, the tank just failed.
3. Thou shalt not permit a Hand of Protection to persist longer than a solitary GCD.
4. Thou shalt leap heroically after stealing a priest's feather, followed by intervening/charging any eligible target to maximize distance from the priest.
5. Thou shalt not admit to standing in fire, instead thou leaped into the flames of glory.
6. Thou shalt not let hamstring fall of thine target.
7. Thou shall declare "BROSTORM" whilst bladestorming recklessly.
8. Thou shalt not fail to interrupt thine enemy.
9. Thou shalt shatter the immunities of thine enemies whilst yelling "SMASH".
10. Thou shalt always go HAM.


These teachings are derived from the lessons taught by various figures (listed below) who played a major role in shaping the Brorrior Legacy.

1. Swolbroham Lincoln - The most Prominent figure in Brorrior history, most famously known for his techniques in the way of going HAM. Swolbroham united his disciples together as they fought against the oppressive Anti-Bros who sought to persecute our way of life. His charismatic personality and strength in leadership attracted many prominent figures to join his ranks, some who would become one of the great figures of Brorriorism. Through his guidance, the Brorrior Order survived and continues to grow through the teachings he left his people.

2. Bronidas - Known as one of the fiercest Warriors of the Brorrior Order, Bronidas was the first warrior to engage in any battle. Fear was a word which had no meaning, as his Berserker Rage was limitless and could never be dispelled. His most famous contribution to Brorriorism was at the Battle of Bromopylae, which lasted over three days. All hope seemed lost on the third day when the Anti-Bros surrounded the Brorriros, who were vastly outnumbered. Bronidas lead the final charge headlong into the enemy using the technique he invented and is still taught today, the Brostorm, wiping out countless ranks of Anti-Bros. At the end of the battle, Bronidas was covered with the blood of his enemies as well as his own and would later die from the hundreds of wounds he sustained through his Brostorm. Before he passed, whispered the following to Swobroham Lincoln, "Thou shalt not die... unless gloriously... in a Bladestorm..." Through his valor alone, Bronidas helped save his people from extinction and his dying words formed the first and most important principle of Brorriorism.

3. Broseidon - To be added later

4. Brometheus - To be added later

5. Brolexander the Great - To be added later


All Brorriors who endure the trials and are deemed worthy of Brorrior status by the Prophets themselves receive the high honor of having their class name changed to the following, with a pronunciation guide in parenthesis:

Warrior: Brorrior (Bro-ree-or)
Paladin: Broadin (Bro-uh-din)
Hunter: Brotards (Bro-Tards)
Rogue: Brogue
Death Knight: Broknight
Shaman: Broman
Druid: Brohot
Mage: Bromage
Lock: Brolock
Monk:Brofist
Priest: Broshield


The Brorrior philosophy on loot is as follows:

Loot is a crutch and therefore a minor concern for a warrior. A true warrior looks down on those who crave loot and relishes beating better geared foes on the meters.

A warrior shall never complain about the lack of such loot dropping or the looting decisions of his or her officers. The RNG gods smile favorably on those who never question their ways. Nor shall a warrior ever /w an officer over loot.

The warrior strives to defeat his foes though he may have significantly lessor gear.

The excuse for his own defeat shall never be "but he has more gear". There must be no defeat to begin with.

A warrior shall forego receiving loot if he is displeased with his own performance.

The warrior must not excessively celebrate upon receiving a piece of loot unless it be by coin roll. It is undignified to celebrate if you have received loot over your peers.

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The prophets of Brorriorism have dedicated this section to expand on the teachings.

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The prophets of Brorriorism have dedicated this section to expand on the teachings.

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when do shamans get one of these

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Only those who have been blessed with the Warrior's technique shall be privileged enough to have the opportunity to join Brorrioranity and become a Brorrior.

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 Post subject: Re: The Brorrior Code
PostPosted: April 8th, 2014, 4:09 pm 
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Kyungwha wrote:
Kyungwha the Raging Blower

I'm in tears. Kyung, you're a gem.

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I hear he blows with the best of them.

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 Post subject: Re: The Brorrior Code
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Liadri wrote:
Kyungwha wrote:
Kyungwha the Raging Blower

I'm in tears. Kyung, you're a gem.

Guess who came up with that?

This is how Kyung and I spend our time when we're not doing arenas.

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Refrigeretor wrote:
Liadri wrote:
Kyungwha wrote:
Kyungwha the Raging Blower

I'm in tears. Kyung, you're a gem.

Guess who came up with that?

This is how Kyung and I spend our time when we're not doing arenas.


The adventures and memories that occur when your latency refuses to cooperate :(

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 Post subject: Re: The Brorrior Code
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The Brorrior philosophy on loot is as follows:

Loot is a crutch and therefore a minor concern for a warrior. A true warrior looks down on those who crave loot and relishes beating better geared foes on the meters.

A warrior shall never complain about the lack of such loot dropping or the looting decisions of his or her officers. The RNG gods smile favorably on those who never question their ways. Nor shall a warrior ever /w an officer over loot.

The warrior strives to defeat his foes though he may have significantly lessor gear.

The excuse for his own defeat shall never be "but he has more gear". There must be no defeat to begin with.

A warrior shall forego receiving loot if he is displeased with his own performance.

The warrior must not excessively celebrate upon receiving a piece of loot unless it be by coin roll. It is undignified to celebrate if you have received loot over your peers.

So it is written, so shall it be.

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